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    1. Me: "so milk in baking is fine. It apparently changes the chemical properties" Mom: "So why can't you just bake cheese and pizza and it'll be fine" Me: "I don't know. Different chemical ness" Mom: "well it should work" I feel like I'm being accused of faking having issues
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    While I'm sharing stories Aunt and me were sharing interview stories and I commented about one that had a really long finger nail. My mom's immediate first reaction was repeatedly "were they Asian? Male? Some Asian males do that and it's disgusting."
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